Joe Cooper
11 years ago
The 44th President of the United States is, of course, Barack Hussein
Obama II.
Barack Hussein Obama II has also been known by names such as Barry
Soetoro, Barry Obama, and Barack Hussein Obama (Soebarkah).
To be sure, only supposed madmen note that the name "Soebarkah"
originated in very tight spatiotemporal proximity to the operations of a
cult called "Subud" that was founded by a Muslim named Mohammad Subuh --
a cult wherein personal name changes were the order of the day.
That Soebarkah's mother associated with members of the cult, and that,
some 45 years later, a leader of the cult (Deliana Loretta Fuddy) would
be the first non-medical doctor in the state of Hawaii to run the State's
Department of Health (and therefore have custody over Soebarkah's long
form birth certificate) is, shall we say, rather odd -- but nothing more
than that, except to the most determined and deluded of conspiracy
theorists.
Conspiracy theorists might add that cult leader Fuddy, relatively soon
after her certification of Soebarkah's origins, apparently perished in a
plane crash survived by everyone on board including the cult leader
herself -- until the cult leader, post-collision, poetically disengaged a
hand and was swallowed by the ocean.
But, this is truly sheer madness -- all of it; there's simply no denying
it.
And yet, the depths of the madness inspired by the most transformative of
presidents remain unfathomed -- even by the most ardent of conspiracy
theorists.
You see, there are certain very queer facts about the nameshifter that
not even the most ardent conspiracy theorist will want to deny.
Astoundingly, it would appear that Soebarkah could be in two places at
the same time.
Re-acquaint yourselves, if you will, with the Soebarkah version stamped
May 3, 1990. On that date, as reflected by the Illinois Daily Herald, we
have Soebarkah in his typical, comfortable, "Barack Obama" uniform.
He's talking, of course, about stopping "racism" at its core and how
bored he is with the suburbs, but we also hear:
Obama moved to Southeast Asia at age 2 when his parents divorced
and his mother married an Indonesian. Until the fifth grade, Obama
attended Indonesian schools, where most of his friends were the sons of
servants, street peddlers, and farmers.
Got that "until the fifth grade" part?
Now the LA Times, March 19, 1990 (prepare yourself; it's another tear-
jerker):
Born in Hawaii, where his parents met in college, Obama was named
Barack (blessed in Arabic) after his father. The elder Obama was among a
generation of young Africans who came to the United States to study
engineering, finance and medicine, skills that could be taken back home
to build a new, strong Africa. In Hawaii, he married Obama's mother, a
white American from Wichita, Kan.
Two years later, Obama's parents separated and he moved to a small
village outside Jakarta, Indonesia, with his mother, an anthropologist.
There, he spent his boyhood playing with the sons and daughters of rice
farmers and rickshaw drivers, attending an Indonesian-speaking school,
where he had little contact with Americans.
Every morning at 5, his mother would wake him to take
correspondence classes for fear he would forget his English.
It was in Indonesia, Obama said, where he first became aware of
abject poverty and despair...
After six years in Indonesia, Obama was sent back to the United
States to live with his maternal grandparents in Hawaii in preparation
for college. It was then that he began to correspond with his father, a
senior economist for the Kenyan finance ministry who recounted intriguing
tales of an African heritage that Obama knew little about.
So, after six years in Indonesia preceded by two Hawaiian years before
the separation of BHO I and Stanley Ann Dunham divorce (but click here
for an interesting perspective on the BHO I//Dunham "marriage"),
Soebarkah returns to the states to "prepare for college."
OK, let's just leave aside the "prepare for college" at what must have
been a very early age nonsense -- or, was it such an early age?
Never mind.
Instead, direct your attention to this October, 2008 text from Hawaii
Business:
Now, kids from Hawaii's public schools can also claim ties to the
Democratic presidential nominee. I acquired the picture below from
Winifred (Wakai) Otaguro, who was in Ms. Sakai's kindergarten class at
Noelani Elementary School in 1967. Otaguro's mother, Betty Wakai, had
written the names of most of the kids in the class on the back of the
picture. Her writing identifies the first little boy in the third row as
"Barry Obama." Obama's sister Maya Soetoro-Ng confirms that the boy is
Obama, however, the Department of Education has been unable to find his
records.
You will note that the Hawaii Business link features a 1967 Noelani
Elementary School photo of the kindergartener "Barry Obama" (Soebarkah??)
in the third row.
[IMAGE: School photo]
I thought we were told that Soebarkah was in Indonesia at kindergartener
age?
Upon reflection, though, there is obviously no problem here. Soebarkah,
by way of a highly classified Subud incantation, perhaps simply folded
time and space and was in both locales at once.
Or, was he a kindergartener preparing for college -- genius supreme that
he incontrovertibly is?
Or not.
Of course Soebarkah himself did not fold time and space; of course he is
not a genius supreme.
The genuine, non-conspiratorial explanation is much more mundane.
Soebarkah lived in Indonesia, then appeared in Hawaii for a very brief
spell, then moved right back to Indonesia, and then back to Hawaii again.
We can confirm this by consulting Department of Education records.
Except we can't, of course, because by mere happenstance the Department
of Education "has been unable to find his records."
Perhaps instead we could simply examine the 1965 passport of Stanley Ann
Dunham? Nope; the State Department informs us that Dunham's passport
materials were destroyed as a matter of routine.
Clearly, these sorts of thing often happen.
Just as it frequently happens that the National Student Clearinghouse --
responsible for collegiate education verification -- goes back and forth
on a whether a person was enrolled at an institution for one year or two
years -- as it did with Soebarkah.
And, literary agents often, out of nowhere, suppose that their US born
clients were in fact born in Kenya.
In addition, and just as unquestionably, the passports of presidential
candidates with rock solid identities are breached every election cycle.
In view of the foregoing, it should be obvious that everything is cool
with Soebarkah's Social Security Number, his Selective Service card, and
so on; only racists and those who oppose amnesty think otherwise.
Any conclusions to the contrary obviously amount to nothing more than
conspiracy theories -- racist aspersions cast upon a president whose
identity is as constant and known as Ronald Reagan's was.
Dr. Jason Kissner is associate professor of criminology at California
State University, Fresno. You can reach him at ***@hotmail.com.
Source: http://bit.ly/1n7myHR
Although I'm not a birther, I find this piece quite interesting.
Obama II.
Barack Hussein Obama II has also been known by names such as Barry
Soetoro, Barry Obama, and Barack Hussein Obama (Soebarkah).
To be sure, only supposed madmen note that the name "Soebarkah"
originated in very tight spatiotemporal proximity to the operations of a
cult called "Subud" that was founded by a Muslim named Mohammad Subuh --
a cult wherein personal name changes were the order of the day.
That Soebarkah's mother associated with members of the cult, and that,
some 45 years later, a leader of the cult (Deliana Loretta Fuddy) would
be the first non-medical doctor in the state of Hawaii to run the State's
Department of Health (and therefore have custody over Soebarkah's long
form birth certificate) is, shall we say, rather odd -- but nothing more
than that, except to the most determined and deluded of conspiracy
theorists.
Conspiracy theorists might add that cult leader Fuddy, relatively soon
after her certification of Soebarkah's origins, apparently perished in a
plane crash survived by everyone on board including the cult leader
herself -- until the cult leader, post-collision, poetically disengaged a
hand and was swallowed by the ocean.
But, this is truly sheer madness -- all of it; there's simply no denying
it.
And yet, the depths of the madness inspired by the most transformative of
presidents remain unfathomed -- even by the most ardent of conspiracy
theorists.
You see, there are certain very queer facts about the nameshifter that
not even the most ardent conspiracy theorist will want to deny.
Astoundingly, it would appear that Soebarkah could be in two places at
the same time.
Re-acquaint yourselves, if you will, with the Soebarkah version stamped
May 3, 1990. On that date, as reflected by the Illinois Daily Herald, we
have Soebarkah in his typical, comfortable, "Barack Obama" uniform.
He's talking, of course, about stopping "racism" at its core and how
bored he is with the suburbs, but we also hear:
Obama moved to Southeast Asia at age 2 when his parents divorced
and his mother married an Indonesian. Until the fifth grade, Obama
attended Indonesian schools, where most of his friends were the sons of
servants, street peddlers, and farmers.
Got that "until the fifth grade" part?
Now the LA Times, March 19, 1990 (prepare yourself; it's another tear-
jerker):
Born in Hawaii, where his parents met in college, Obama was named
Barack (blessed in Arabic) after his father. The elder Obama was among a
generation of young Africans who came to the United States to study
engineering, finance and medicine, skills that could be taken back home
to build a new, strong Africa. In Hawaii, he married Obama's mother, a
white American from Wichita, Kan.
Two years later, Obama's parents separated and he moved to a small
village outside Jakarta, Indonesia, with his mother, an anthropologist.
There, he spent his boyhood playing with the sons and daughters of rice
farmers and rickshaw drivers, attending an Indonesian-speaking school,
where he had little contact with Americans.
Every morning at 5, his mother would wake him to take
correspondence classes for fear he would forget his English.
It was in Indonesia, Obama said, where he first became aware of
abject poverty and despair...
After six years in Indonesia, Obama was sent back to the United
States to live with his maternal grandparents in Hawaii in preparation
for college. It was then that he began to correspond with his father, a
senior economist for the Kenyan finance ministry who recounted intriguing
tales of an African heritage that Obama knew little about.
So, after six years in Indonesia preceded by two Hawaiian years before
the separation of BHO I and Stanley Ann Dunham divorce (but click here
for an interesting perspective on the BHO I//Dunham "marriage"),
Soebarkah returns to the states to "prepare for college."
OK, let's just leave aside the "prepare for college" at what must have
been a very early age nonsense -- or, was it such an early age?
Never mind.
Instead, direct your attention to this October, 2008 text from Hawaii
Business:
Now, kids from Hawaii's public schools can also claim ties to the
Democratic presidential nominee. I acquired the picture below from
Winifred (Wakai) Otaguro, who was in Ms. Sakai's kindergarten class at
Noelani Elementary School in 1967. Otaguro's mother, Betty Wakai, had
written the names of most of the kids in the class on the back of the
picture. Her writing identifies the first little boy in the third row as
"Barry Obama." Obama's sister Maya Soetoro-Ng confirms that the boy is
Obama, however, the Department of Education has been unable to find his
records.
You will note that the Hawaii Business link features a 1967 Noelani
Elementary School photo of the kindergartener "Barry Obama" (Soebarkah??)
in the third row.
[IMAGE: School photo]
I thought we were told that Soebarkah was in Indonesia at kindergartener
age?
Upon reflection, though, there is obviously no problem here. Soebarkah,
by way of a highly classified Subud incantation, perhaps simply folded
time and space and was in both locales at once.
Or, was he a kindergartener preparing for college -- genius supreme that
he incontrovertibly is?
Or not.
Of course Soebarkah himself did not fold time and space; of course he is
not a genius supreme.
The genuine, non-conspiratorial explanation is much more mundane.
Soebarkah lived in Indonesia, then appeared in Hawaii for a very brief
spell, then moved right back to Indonesia, and then back to Hawaii again.
We can confirm this by consulting Department of Education records.
Except we can't, of course, because by mere happenstance the Department
of Education "has been unable to find his records."
Perhaps instead we could simply examine the 1965 passport of Stanley Ann
Dunham? Nope; the State Department informs us that Dunham's passport
materials were destroyed as a matter of routine.
Clearly, these sorts of thing often happen.
Just as it frequently happens that the National Student Clearinghouse --
responsible for collegiate education verification -- goes back and forth
on a whether a person was enrolled at an institution for one year or two
years -- as it did with Soebarkah.
And, literary agents often, out of nowhere, suppose that their US born
clients were in fact born in Kenya.
In addition, and just as unquestionably, the passports of presidential
candidates with rock solid identities are breached every election cycle.
In view of the foregoing, it should be obvious that everything is cool
with Soebarkah's Social Security Number, his Selective Service card, and
so on; only racists and those who oppose amnesty think otherwise.
Any conclusions to the contrary obviously amount to nothing more than
conspiracy theories -- racist aspersions cast upon a president whose
identity is as constant and known as Ronald Reagan's was.
Dr. Jason Kissner is associate professor of criminology at California
State University, Fresno. You can reach him at ***@hotmail.com.
Source: http://bit.ly/1n7myHR
Although I'm not a birther, I find this piece quite interesting.
--
"Once the employer mandate kicks in they'll be hunting Democrats with
dogs in this country."
If people only praised Obama highly enough, he wouldn't have to do it
himself. (Jeannie DeAngelis)
I wouldnt be surprised if President Obama learned Osama bin Laden had
been killed when he saw himself announce it on television. Jon Stewart
"Once the employer mandate kicks in they'll be hunting Democrats with
dogs in this country."
If people only praised Obama highly enough, he wouldn't have to do it
himself. (Jeannie DeAngelis)
I wouldnt be surprised if President Obama learned Osama bin Laden had
been killed when he saw himself announce it on television. Jon Stewart